I am a Cockapoo. You are a Pomeranian. what would you call a crossbreed of a cocker spaniel and a pomeranian? what about a pomeranian and poodle? Also, have you ever considered life as another pomeranian or breed?

1. Pocker Spanian

2. PooPom

3. I once shaved myself and pretended to be a bulldog for a day.  I basically just walked around drooling on everything.  It didn’t go over too well. 

Your identity challenged pal,

TommyPom